1. 333

    Your sense of humor is incredible and I’m surprised that you’ve stuck with me as a mutual since the beginning of my Tumblr. We don’t really have conversation, but I feel like we’re good friends. Sorry that my blog is basically reposts of most of your stuff and stuff from other people you already follow! 

    10/10 would definitely go drinking with. 

    5 hours ago  /  1 note

  2. Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

    (via thegoldenqurls)

    5 hours ago  /  12,761 notes  /  Source: rivursong

  3. valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

    valvala:

    im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

    (via eyes-of-the-blargaslargh)

    6 hours ago  /  41,699 notes  /  Source: 40514294s

  4. pussysista:

    Wants bf

    Masturbates

    Don’t want bf

    (via thegoldenqurls)

    6 hours ago  /  11,993 notes  /  Source: pussysista

  5. editoress:

    "SIT LIKE A LADY"

    NO

    image

    (via gayswanprincess)

    6 hours ago  /  217,140 notes  /  Source: editoress

  6. pink-vulva:

    reasons i want to look GOOD 

    • for myself
    • for myself
    • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
    • for myself

    (via thegoldenqurls)

    7 hours ago  /  691,286 notes  /  Source: pinkvelourtracksuit

  7. du4ne:

    girl: DRAKE

    drake: *walks away*

    girl: I’LL LICK YA BOOTY

    drake:

    image

    (via gayswanprincess)

    11 hours ago  /  19,038 notes  /  Source: du4ne

  8. gypsums:

    im just an asshole with feelings

    (via gayswanprincess)

    15 hours ago  /  266,462 notes  /  Source: gypsums

  9. jellybeing:

    I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

    (via gayswanprincess)

    19 hours ago  /  52,488 notes  /  Source: dazeyray

  10. weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

    weteevee:

    is this how christian couples takes baths together

    (via thegoldenqurls)

    23 hours ago  /  148,334 notes  /  Source: cleancore

  11. leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    (via gayswanprincess)

    1 day ago  /  184,019 notes  /  Source: leonkumquat

  12. thegoldenqurls:

    90% of my Facebook newsfeed makes me want to projectile vomit

    1 day ago  /  7 notes  /  Source: thegoldenqurls

  13. puto1:

    send this to ur crush without context

    (via gayswanprincess)

    1 day ago  /  224,315 notes  /  Source: puto1

  14. rchela:

"what is an art blogger" 

    rchela:

    "what is an art blogger" 

    (via lucillesballs)

    1 day ago  /  4,494 notes  /  Source: rchela

  15. unimpressed2chainz:

    (calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

    (via thegoldenqurls)

    1 day ago  /  75,190 notes  /  Source: unimpressed2chainz